Amazing Presidential Lie Tie
Larsen, Milt
Brookledge Corporation
Now also known as the "AMAZING PRESIDENTIAL LIE TIE."
NO BATTERIES REQUIRED!
Many politicians and Presidents have worn red ties over the years, but this one is different. It's a digital adaptable tie made with electronic threads. Our newest President, Donald Trump, wears a tie like this, but he likes to tie it so it hangs below his belt. Our new, patented, state-of-the-art tie lets you adjust your tie when you are invited to Donald's meetings.
A slight pull and the tie is now down to the fly.
This remarkable tie is also a lie detector. Remember the story about Pinocchio, the little puppet whose nose got longer every time he told a lie? I'll show you how this works by telling an obvious lie. Donald Trump voted for Hillary Clinton.
Tug the tie and it becomes about a foot longer.
The lie-tie never lies. Every time you tell a lie, the tie gets longer. Here's another test lie. I voted for Donald Trump.
Pull the tie - now it's down to the floor.